Samsung Z Flip4
Shut your phone’s big, stupid mouth
When did phones get so needy? The second you finally put it down, you get a notification from some person you don’t even follow replying to some other person you’ve never even heard of.
Why am I taking time out of my day to remove superfluous notifications from the notification panel? What do I look like? A phone maid? If I wanted someone in my life with an incessant need for attention, I’d just go find an insecure boy/girlfriend.
If only there was a phone that’d just shut up!
Experiential
If your phone exhausts you as much as it does us, we’d like to introduce you to You Time wine. Drink it in the tub while your phone is in the other room on silent.
Experiential
Yes, Samsung is in the phone business, but we’re also in the duct tape business. Our niche is that our duct tape is perfect for shutting up obnoxiously needy, noisy phones. Not only will we be handing these out to promote the ZFlip at trade shows and technology events, we’ll be selling them in the hardware section because it’s the first 100% silent duct tape.
