St. Paul Saints
Rejoice in Baseball
The game has become sacrilegious: Foreign substances, PEDs, false idols, $100 million dollar contracts, and teams holding cities hostage to build their $1 billion Edifice complexes that they call stadiums.
The St. Paul Saints want jaded baseball fans to get back to their roots, to love the game for the game and not for all that extra, fancy stuff that makes you lose sight of why you loved it all in the first place.
Yes, our stadium’s small like a quaint church, but every seat has a great view.
There’s plenty of beer, lots of hotdogs, and in the middle of the 7th inning,
we’re all gonna jump to our feet and sing ‘Take Me Out To The Ballgame’
like it’s the holiest hymn ever put onto sheet music.
Win or lose, it’ll be a pleasant afternoon with fresh air courtesy of beautiful St. Paul, Minnesota.
Who are we playing? I don’t know.
Who’s on the team? Never heard of ‘em.
God bless this game. Rejoice in baseball.
Time for a sermon.
And no two preacher is the same.
A different kind of missionary
Excuse me! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
“Excuse me! Do you have a moment to talk about baseball?
The Day-Game Saints are here to proselytize a passion for minor league baseball. Going door to door, they’ll ask
“when was the last time you went to worship?”
and offer coupons for discounted tickets. The in-person approach will foster the community aspects of minor league ball.
“Everyone is welcome at this church. Even people from Minneapolis!” -Jared (Day-Game Saint)